Rob Mansfield's stream of web

I'm a 30-something chap who loves spotting a whole bunch of ephemera that may or may not amuse and entertain people.

I'm also on twitter - @robram - so feel free to follow me and keep up with my blather

Funny Frida Kahlo

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Most mail order companies that trade in humour are a bit 'meh', but Cath Tate Direct manages to be a cut above the rest.

My girlfriend was recently bought this quite majestic Frida Kahlo doll for her birthday.

It's brilliant, extremely funny and a good representation of the kind of humour you can expect.

This Obama mix 'n' match magnet set is also genius - perfect for the front of the fridge.

Virginia Woolf finger puppet

Or how about this Virginia Woolf magnetic finger puppet? A snip at just £5.50.

- Find more funny stuff at Cath Tate Direct

- More shopping fun on my Posterous
- More of my Posterous humour

Colour in your own dress

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Can't decide if you want the peach or the purple dress when in the shop? Simple - colour it in yourself.

Dutch designer Berber Soepboer has produced the 'Colour-In Dress' that comes with textile markers, allowing you to create your own colour palette - it costs 238 Euros.

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As Berber says herself:

The concept of the dresses make it possible that the cloth is partly designed by the person who wears it, which hopefully makes them more valuable to the wearer.

- Get more details about the dress from Berber Soepboer's website

Mad Men meets Barbie

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It had to happen eventually - the ultimate US icon of Barbie has teamed up with the current TV perfection that is Mad Men.

But these are no ordinary Barbie and Ken dolls that you will be buying for your kids to play doctors and nurses with.

Oh no, Mattel proudly calls them their Barbie Fashion Model Collection, a premium-price collectors’ series for adults. There will be between 7-10k models made and they could be yours for a mere $74.95 each.

They're not planned for release till July, so you've got a bit of time to save up!

Personally, if I was Christina Hendricks (aka Joan Holloway), I'd be a bit miffed that I'd been reduced in size. Her doll looks positively waif-like, while Don Draper doesn't cut quite the same dash as 'Ken', as he does in the actual show.

- Full story at NY Times

Meet the Piranha

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To my mind, tools and pocket gadgets are one of the few things that most men find particularly enticing.

We all remember our first proper Swiss Army knife (mine was engraved with my name) and even if we don't carry one around on our keyring any longer, there's something irresistible about a tool.

Step forward the latest kid off the block, the Piranha - a chunky, heat-resistant sheet of metal, fashioned into a tool that is packed with uses.

It has the ubiqiuitous bottle opener, as well as a wrench, screwdriver, spanner and much more.

The Piranha doesn't have the elegance of a Leatherman, or the heritage of the Swiss Army knife, but it does have raw strength.

It's chunky, robust and, well, manly. Guaranteed to make any male feel better about himself.

Currently, it's only available in the States for $49, but I can't believe it won't be hopping over the Atlantic very soon.

- Buy the Piranha at Pockettoolx.com

Vintage book journal

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I've recently become a convert to Etsy and spend my time randomly browsing around looking at all sorts of odd arty things. I rarely buy anything - but simply enjoy the window shopping.

The invention of some of the sellers is wonderful and this is a classic example.

The artist has taken a vintage book from 1919 and turned it into a notebook or diary.

That's a neat idea in itself, but the little twist that really makes this journal is the interspersal of pages from the original book.

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- You can find this, along with other similar vintage journals at revampboutique's shop

Why Ocado is always ahead of the game

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Can any of you remember when supermarkets didn't do home delivery? It may be tough to recall now, but there was a time not that long ago when those little Tesco/Sainsbury's/Ocado vans didn't spend their days speeding round full of crates and placky bags.

Tesco was lauded early on for being first out of the gates, but it was the arrival of Ocado in 2001, a separate company from Waitrose, that really shook the market up and has since been responsible for much of the innovation in the supermarket e-grocery sphere.

Waitrose may be the most expensive of the regular supermarkets, but, via Ocado, it managed to set itself apart with little things that, initially, the more discerning customers found endearing and a reason to shop online at Waitrose. 

None of these were particularly revolutionary, but the fact that drivers carried your shopping all the way into your kitchen (and still continue to do) was something that customers talked about. 

It has always operated a warehouse-run business, so you'll rarely be offered a substitution - if the item is in stock when you order, you'll get it. 

And, while plastic bags are admittedly seen as environmentally bad, putting your items into different coloured bags depending on their type (fridge, store cupboard, etc) was also a very clever, if small differentiation point, not least because the bags were also biodegradable and recycled. 

More recently Waitrose/Ocado has begun to itemise customers' bills by 'best before' date, enabling you to arrange your shopping based on the likelihood of fresh produce going off. Again, small but significant, but an area where they've stolen a march on the likes of Tesco and Sainsbury's. 

And the killer offer recently has been to offer the same produce that Waitrose sells in-store cheaper online. Internet-only prices have even reached the supermarkets and it has helped Ocado to more than 25% y-o-y profits.

Now surely the new battleground is going to be mobile. And, of course, Ocado has got there way before the others. Last July it released an iPhone app, allowing you to do your online delivery from the comfort of the train/bus/office, without the need for your regular computer. 

A full 7 months later and nothing similar has appeared from their competitors. Sure, Tesco has an app to help you find your local store and a loyalty card app, but that's very different from the ability to be able to shop without going to the supermarket. 

The fact that neither Tesco nor Sainsbury's has managed to release something similar is a major flaw in their marketing. 

Of course, the accusation could be levelled that iPhones are generally owned by the middle classes, who in turn are more susceptible to shopping at Waitrose. But that's basically rot. Sainsbury's is just as middle-class and Tesco has such a wide customer base that there will be just as many smartphone users who shop there as anywhere else. 

Put simply, Ocado is clearly a forward-thinking company that values customer satisfaction and delights in offering things that they know will be appreciated and help them stay one step ahead. 

Does anyone really need potato gloves?

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Normally I like to recommend things on these pages - especially cool kitchen gadgets, but I have now come across possibly the least useful invention ever.

The usually-reliable cookware store Divertimenti is selling pairs of potato gloves. Yup, you read that right - potato gloves.

Not even sartorially elegant, potato gloves are apparently 'ideal for removing dirt and skin from fresh potatoes, carrots and other vegetables'.

Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but we have these two things called hands that can do the job just as well as a pair of gloves.

And washing your hands afterwards merely involves a quick rinse under the hot tap, rather than a wash at 40 degrees.

Maybe these are aimed at ladies who lunch, for whom it would be inconceivable to get their hands dirty, but then surely they either eat out all the time or employ a housekeeper?

Tea submarine

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I'm not sure that John, Paul, Ringo & George had this in mind when they played Yellow Submarine, but someone has taken the concept and run with it... way further than I'd have imagined.

This is basically a tea infuser - the front opens and you fill it with your favourite tea leaves. Then, once the water is poured into the cup, it submerges and does the business.

This is finally available in the UK from early March and it's highly likely to end up in my kitchen!

- Pre-order from giftlab.co.uk

The evolution of the teapot

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I've always loved teapots. In fact, the whole process of making tea is something I really enjoy and the art of producing a good cuppa seems to be disappearing rapidly.

As a kid, we always used proper tea leaves and a tea strainer. Always warmed the pot first and made sure the tea cosy got stuck on top to keep the resulting liquid warm.

I don't think I ever used a teabag until I was about 16 and even though I totally understand the convenience of them now, I get a pang of nostalgia when I go to a proper tea shop and am served with a proper pot of tea.

Seeing the design of the Sorapot is actually quite exciting. The fact that someone's bothered to put their design abilities into making something that is effectively an anachronism makes me warm inside.

It's obviously a teapot, yet it's also a piece of art in its own way.

If you're intrigued by the Sorapot, then this video will explain how it works in a bit more detail.

Sorapot instructions from Joey Roth on Vimeo.

As for me, I think i'm going to be heading off to the supermarket for some proper loose tea after work!

Reeley Beanie

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I've ordered a lovely new hat today from the rather fantastic Aubin & Wills.

Not only was it in the sale, but it's a fab design and wool cashmere mix.

You know what they say - 'get ahead, get a hat'.